Oh God, He’s Ranking The Elden Ring Axes…



The armament of the common man.
An emblem of mundanity, with yet historic lethality.

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00:00 – Begin!
00:43 – Battle Axe
01:43 – Celebrant’s Cleaver
04:42 – Death Knight’s Twin Axes
05:40 – Forked Hatchet
06:28 – Forked-Tongue Hatchet
07:56 – Hand Axe
08:39 – Highland Axe
09:35 – Icerind Hatchet
10:21 – Iron Cleaver
11:36 – Jawbone Axe
13:05 – Messmer Soldier’s Axe
14:43 – Ripple Blade
15:41 – Rosus’ Axe
16:53 – Sacrificial Axe
17:56 – Smithscript Axe
18:44 – Stormhawk Axe
19:30 – Warped Axe

🎶 – – – PLAYLIST – – – 🎶

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27 Comments

  1. why is Forked Hatchet ranked lower than Forked-Tongue Hatchet if you kept on saying Forked-Tongue Hatchet was worse..?
    Really getting confused by these rankings

  2. Just wanna say that I run 1h Stormhawk Axe with the Zamor CS on a quality Storm build (Enraged Divine Beast + Beast Warrior Head, and I threw in the Bird Warrior legs and Shattered Stone talisman for extra flexibility) and combat genuinely feels like sex.
    I can r1 and r2 for close range and l1 for a big ass step and frost buildup on top of being able to switch to 2h either to get whatever's on me to back off or die trying.
    If you ever run into Stormfoot Varin, I hope you enjoy my company, cuz I'm damn sure having a blast.

  3. No idea why most lightning weapons scale with dex when they clearly pair best with Dragon Cult incantations. Especially something like the Bolt of Gransax. I have to commit many war crimes against Albinaurics if I want to make both truly OP.

  4. The warped axe was either given great axe data unintentionally, or it was intentional but they changed their mind before release.

    Either way, it's crazy they never fixed it.

  5. the rusted anchor is busted as all hell, fully pierce damage, good range and everything dies to it quickly.
    Use the spear talisman and something like wild strikes.

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