Spotify more like Slopify
Spotify are moving forward with their new AI remixes plan, charging you just $5 a month to make all your slop dreams come true
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Audio sounds too good still, please make worse.
I'm so fucking tired of AI being everywhere. I truely believe it's being pushed into people's faces so much is because otherwise it wouldn't be be deemed even minutely profitable
Someone just needs to make a spotify clone thats free and better
What Were They Thinking (+reverb)
Is this you recording the video
I've been wanting to switch to an mp3 player for a while now, looks like spotify wants that too
recording in the toilet
THE SLOP IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!
As someone who watches slop live on the toilet every morning before work, I genuinely could not tell the difference
It sounds like you have a robot effect on
The slop is sitting on the toilet
You in the backrooms?
As a musician – please don't remix my stuff k thanks bye
Are you in the bathroom, @DolanDarkest & please, please do not tell us what you were ding there? 😄
the slop has been flushed out
could you keep the audio like that in the normal video and add a klingon track where the audio is good?
He's moving further and further away
Everyday the quality drops even more,we might see a dolan vid about the subject soon…
Alright time to switch to another app
I figured out the scheme.
They're going to charge us to filter out the AI slop
Bro what is it with these billion dollar industries shoving AI down our throats? It’s EVERYWHERE GO AWAY
Good time to remind people that the CEO of Spotify is funding weapons of mass destruction and that many music groups including King Gizzard and Massive Attack pulled out of Spotify.
New features that auto opt you in should be illegal.
Ok guys, look out for like 5000 artists dipping out of Spotify
When this was announced, I canceled my Spotify account after 11 years of nearly constant use. The fact they are moving forward on this is insane.
Can't wait for Gabe Newell to drop a music streaming service so WE can buy him another yacht for marine research.
I wonder what would constitute a remix? Like what is the actual limit? Could I pay just $5.00 a month and upload a diss track of my mate Dave who borrowed my PS5 and broke the disc drive in it? Everybody wants to hear about how much I hate Dave. Fuck that guy, and for just $5.00 a month every song that allows it can have those lyrics remixed into it. – This is going to be great! Soon the whole world will be able to hear about my fuck you Dave podcast weather they like it or not…
let's see how bad you can make the audio before people actually get annoyed
Ai isn't gonna let itself be offed when these companies realize we don't want ai for these purposes and go bankrupt.
Slope echo
They put the slop live in the echo chamber
That doesn't sound too bad really. People WILL make the remixes regardless, so a convenient system that pays the original artist is an improvement.
Laughs In Soundcloud
“Looks in Dolan Dark video about company”
“Ai”
Yeah that makes snese
This feels like the CEO locked everyone in the room, put a gun to a person's head, and demanded they come up with a way to monetize AI. And then they just worked their way through the staff until this got shouted out in manic desperation.
You should say “thanks for sloppin’ lesbian” in your next video, because they are gud.
That was a tight win for the gameplay.
Turn on the shower next video
The year is 2027. Spotify is now just 500 million remixes of Baby Shark but with slurs added to it.
I feel slightly vindicated because I didn’t want to give up my Pandora subscription when Spotify was clearly better almost 10 years ago. Enshittification comes for us all.
Why is this trending on Gaming?
The irony of “The Great Replacement Theory” crowd getting replaced by the same people who pushed it into their feeds in the first place 🤣🤣
The slop is fading into memory
Anyway, what is everyone's favorite spotify alternative? Asking for a friend
Hopefully people will develop ways to poison audio against ai the same way Nightshade and Glaze poison images.
I never liked Spotify. Glad I was never one of the obsessed slobs that treated it like Jesus the music service.
I love how they think musicians are just in the field for the money with that payout structure, yet the app itself barely pays out except for the very largest artists
HERE FOR SPOTIFY'S DOWNFALL
As a Tidal user thank you Kanye.