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8:45 I’ve personally always thought that the pizza was mid save for a year or two when a really, really passionate employee made the most delicious pizza ever- and that was the only thing keeping him from quitting
My pet peeve is how horror games (but fnaf fan games are some of the worst offenders) have no f*cking idea how a fuse works
ight check it. Pizza – hot like toy chica but taste like springtrap's rotten ass. Their cola tho' – Shadow Freddy level. Awesum n black
My answer for the question? Probably like Chucky Cheese's pizza. Bad, but at least edible. Unlike School pizza's. I have eaten dirt that tastes better than that
for 38:30, Freddy's prolly taste like straight cum, but on the off chance that the stars align, it probably taste like the most mediocre little caesars pizza.
awwww your pets are so cute and adorable also at 4:43 did he just say the n word at least he used an A instead of the hard R
Freddy fazbear pizza is slightly lower quality than Little Ceasars
Am I the only one seeing that this game and its story is doing an inversion of the original FNAF timeline? The original location was "Freddy's Family Diner" as opposed to "Fredbear's Family Diner" while the new one is "Fredbear's Pizza" instead of "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza". It gives the vibes of something like the Underswap AU for Undertale, where the timeline and events are still largely the same, but the characters are inverted in a lot of ways.
are we just…going to skip over that adorable raccoon? no? good.
the fnaf game where you say the r slur
Tbf, I’ve had two different job interviews where I got hired on the spot. It’s probably due to how desperate they were were for workers.
Thumbnail: STUFFED ALIVE
Me: In a suit?
Thumbnail: …
Me: In a suit right?
Dexter: "… They send vibrations right through your bones… "
Me: WHY EVERYTHING SOUND SO "FAMILY UNFRIENDLY" ?!
I think it taste like cheap cheese or just straight moldy cheese. I dont even want to know what it taste like
23:18 I WAS ROLLING LIKE A BALL AND I ATE DUBBY CHIPS (its 1:53 AM and i cant sleep please help)
The purple liquid could be like remnant, if I’m remembering correctly it’s sorta like liquid soul or something.
I think Freddy Fazbears pizza tastes like one of those well made frozen pizzas you could find in a market. Like a Red Baron or Digiorno.
Pizza probably taste like cardboard left in the sun.
I think William afton before doing all the mechanical shit he discovered a way to make good pizza so he could fund all the robotics and mechanical work. 80s era would be really good pizza and would keep that way until the closure of the pizzeria. The new restaurants would be cheap , cardboard pizza but with other options that taste like actual food as the pizza is just for the kids.
Also fredbear's family dinner would've had crazy good milkshakes
I like to imagine Freddy's pizza tastes like toaster oven pizza.
I thought the racon sponsorship intro was part of the game
I have always absolutely ADORED the aesthetics of this game. Something about it just scratches my brain so good. I love the lighting and color use and design choices.
Honestly I went to Billy Bobs Wonderland and it had surprisingly good pizza and given ShowBiz Pizza is probably some of the inspiration for FNAF I just kinda assume they have similar pizza. Ironically there was a kids birthday party there when I visited.
80s era: Handmade pizza, minor automation via rolling oven at most due to the craftsmanship of the pizza making.
90s era: Domino's quality (or whichever chain you find kinda mid but worth grabbing)
2000s era: Gas station pizza at best
2010s era: Back to at least Little Caesar's quality (I personally prefer Little Caesar's to Domino's, but still) and a frozen pizza line starting to develop as well.
2020's era (Pizzaplex): Definitely depends on how long it's been since they cleaned the pizza dispensing systems in the kitchens, but if it was recently cleaned it would be really good.
4:42 Trizz..you got mail bro 😭I HOPEEEEEE you’re black
Well if we're going with cheap pizza… I imagine lunchables pizza but greasier cheese and toppings.
Maybe mess lead, idk.
minute 4:44 your friend said the n word edit censore it and reupload the video dude
i always imagined freddy's pizza to be genuinely amazing. i imagine they sold ludicrous amounts in order to pay for the robots and construction. like i imagine it's got cheese stuffed crust, fresh dough, fresh cut/ground ingredients, spices, and everything. i imagine it's like 20$ for a large but is genuinely worth it. overall i imagine if freddy fasbear's exister irl it would make millions every year from a single building, and would reflect it's earnings in the quality of it's experience. like i imagine they have to force an id check to verify your birthday, and limit it so people cant come in if it's not their birthday, and they still have to pay for entry too, all in order to limit people being inside so the experience isn't ruined from overcrowding.
0:13 Today.☝️😐
why did i get recommend this video twice but each one with different thumbnails and time?
someone make a compilation of dxtr repeating some of his commonly said lines like "we'll talk about that when it's relevant" or "tools at our disposal"