I must do illegal things as fast as possible in order to make $1M and pay back the mafia
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Watch the world record speedrun here: I think it’s this video
My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
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Cold drive probably means cold storage, where encryption keys are stored. It is kept disconnected from the internet and power to prevent possible theft, for only brief moments when its needed to be connected.
35:10 He said it's not really that rare, bro, that's 1/400 basically a knife in a CSGO crate rare lmao
The last 5 minutes of the run being the majority of the run is crazy
38:26 wait yo yo yo, extreme WHAT? (look at the bottom)
Have you ever looked into speedrunning Tech Support: Error Unknown?
2026 eazyspeezy videos be like Let's Speedrun Goobly Goo: The Glinkle Glorp Simulator
i really hope theres gonna be a face reveal
You should try speedrunning the Prince of perisa games! POPtutorials has made a bunch of videos on how the skips and glitches work!
1:22 breaking bad reference
Speedrun Jelly go, a friv game but worth the try
35:23 Bro got hit with the limbus 5% curse
8:19 – now whenever something falls on the ground, I will say that it's my specialty and it gives it a better flavor, I was only saying that: now it's with sprinkles
Two 95% in a row, how unlucky is that?
*chuckles in XCom*
Oh fuck I’m gonna Speezy
You should speedrun Frickbears 3. Either the story or 4 Layers Down would be awesome
It's incredible how you are able to talk without moving your lips, or moving them out of sink. How did you learn that?
i watched this on steam deck
Why does Shady look awfully similar to Schedule I?
im a really big fan of the all lowercase short titles. love u eazy keep it up
What is the “glass of lemonade”
27:55 For the Whack a mole mini game it seems the hitbox is not the sprite of the cop but the hole that is gets out of, it could maybe help you get less problem with it if it is really true i dont really know.
I love this style and schedule 1, I hope you continue to play games like these
Can you speedrun the demo of rock band simulator please I think it’d be entertaining
Should've named the pizzareia " Ez's Pz " EaZySpeaZy / EaZy's PiZzaria
Take a drink everytime he says the word "Shady"
Damn, the person asking for 5 pictures of ugly things and getting 5 pictures of themselves is diabolical
Speezy when are you gonna speedrun dress maker? I think that would be really fun
Why are the titles not like made in your style anymore? Like no “shady speed runs are long” or one million coins speed run makes me go insane” it’s just “game name speed run”
Speedrun white knuckle!! Or idols of ash!!!
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Hoping to see a Nine Sols speedrun
The face of losing two 95's in a row had me laughing, I'd of made the same face
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Hey speezy, ty for the video, saved my life, liteterally… keep doing your best
I wanna see a speedrun on the pvz fusion fangame
That’s pretty shady bro
Eww, Jack Septictank.
When moon sweeper coming
You should do the one were you clean the moon!!
I wish I didn't know how to pronounce Hermes (air-mez).
Loving the post lately
Can you not put yourself on the video. That was one of the main reasons I watched you. It weird staring at someone playing a game. Mostly you're not playing the original audio. Why would anyone want to stare at someone playing a game. Takes away from the viewing of the game.
there's something beautiful about the markiplier being called Mark Lung
"Cold drive" is not really a term in IT, afaik.
A cold wallet is just a hardware wallet you assign crypto currency to that you do not intend to use often. Like… a savings account.
A cold storage is a slow, but extremely reliable file storage location – like a fat robust HDD that is not ment to be accessed often and in many cases actually just holds backups.
So I have no idea which of the two they ment – my gut feeling goes towards the latter.
"This is my life, I make pizzas at 2AM" is such a mood.
Claude generate me a uuuh video game make it snappy and youtube friendly
way too chill with the pervert demon