They discovered the moon wasn’t covered in cheese, but in MOON DUST! It’s my job to sweep it up and clean the entire satellite for profit!
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An entire Moon to clean. One toothbrush to start. Team up with up to 16 players, collect and sell lunar dust, upgrade your tools, and unlock cleaning vehicles. Turn a ridiculous job into a thriving operation, if your friends actually help.
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I absolutely love the portal reference you made. Very in theme with a costly job that Cave Johnsen would send someone to go complete.
Nobody uses "freedom units" on the moon 😂😂
It's all metric baby. 🤘
Kind of both
You should totally co-op play this with Intern.
Also, I wish it would let you buy multiples of the same tool.
I can't lie, I kind of want to try this game out. 555
Please play more!!!!!
6cm is NOT two feet 😭
I would be 60 feet tall
The contract sounds like something Aperture Science would write in the sence of O2 is seperate.
I actually really enjoyed this game please play it again
The sound the game makes from picking up the dust reminds me of nails on a chalkboard 😅
More pls
More please
This basically when a ocd person realizes that 😂😂
Some robot vaciums arent actually sucking the air. They have a small brush wheel underneeth and basically just sweep up the dust. These could work on the moon. I think most vacuum robets have the brush but they also suck the dust and the brush is just there to help. (Correct me if im wrong)
The last time someone used freedom units in space it lead to someone’s death so they banned it when it comes to spacecraft and outer space
By breathing you opt in the optional breathing plan.
This was so relaxing and fun! More please, if possible?
Please next part of this video
3:18 it does the myth is true it’s actually NOT a sphere it’s a oval at the back
duh Vacuum of space….geez
Cave johnson here, sweeping up the moon isn't all too good for business, who would've thought? 🤔
Late, but keep it coming
Moon dust is a drung so you are obligated to use the metric system just like with cocain.
vacuums use negative air pressure to suck up dust, so moon "vacuums" would be more like street sweepers because space is a vacuum
At the beginning of the video you're talking about tidal lock and yes the side of the moon we see from Earth is always the exact same side
Basically if a rotation is a day and an orbit is a year then a moon day is the same exact length as a moon year
Fun fact in about a trillion years the earth would actually do the exact same thing to our sun, sadly in a billion years the sun will expand and devour the Earth so we won't be able to see that year/day
Conversion Gel for anyone that didnt understand the Portal reference
Been waiting for this video when i saw the game ready for the best sleep now
Heavy agree with you, at first was like this game is way to slow than the progression so super satisfying
Would love a series on this
Make a series about this game
5:04 vacuums do not work because they are sucking, they work because the atmosphere tries to replace the air being pulled through the vacuum.
Please play more of this!
no a vacuum would not work in a vacuum lol. a vacuum works on the differernce in air pressures and on the moon there would actually be no difference inside and outside the vacuum
The vehicles are probably best to clean in strips so you go like 5 or 6 hexagons up and then just clean them in strips until your full that way you get the 100 from the dust and another 60-120 in bonuses
Oh cool moon sweepers and keep it coming and lol blitz ❤❤
The moon rotates at the same speed the Earth does. So the same side always faces us.
NASA has actually made a vacuum for the moon but it doesn't work how you think.
There is air on the moon it's just extraordinarily thin to the point that it's basically a vacuum.
Scientifically you should be asking how did the entire surface of Mars rust if there wasn't life their producing oxygen
Anyone else get a 4 minute ad for a dog bowl?
You're perfect for the army bro have you considered??!
So many views. Glad to be one of the first 100 comments. Great work Blitz.
oh, the moon has a 14 hour day.
We need to see more sweeping!!!!
that intro reminds me of a crazy old book called "First Contract".
at one point, the protagonists set up a trading booth at a trade show run by aliens, and they charged extra for having AIR in his booth!
30:51 yes you can
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What is that background tone, it's like something you hear after a concussion but it's constant.
There is a thing that triples the dust value. Ofc blitz decides to ignore it 🤦🏻♂️
I was about to look up this game just seen a short on facebook thx for not making me look any further 😂😂
Cave Johnson here, the bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.
The moon isn't a deadly laser